“I am not crazy any more,” Sheen declared. “That was an episode. I think I’m a different person than I was yesterday. Everything is a lot more mellow and focused and much more rooted in reality.” Continue reading
Charlie Sheen has the holiday spirit!
Sheen captioned the photo as: “…all in the family—a Christmas…. to remember..! xo c.”
The family is vacationing at an unknown spot. Charlie Tweeted earlier: “What’s better than a modern family vacation!?! love spending winter break w/ @denise_richards & my kids!”
Charlie Sheen is heading back to TV.
The sitcom will premiere next summer and FX will pick up 90 more episodes if the ratings are strong.
John Landgraf, President and General Manager of FX Networks, says: “We think that Bruce Helford, Joe Roth and Charlie Sheen have come up with a wonderful, hilarious vehicle for Charlie’s acting talents – and a character we are very much looking forward to seeing him play. Two and a Half Men has been an outstanding component of FX’s schedule for the past 14 months, and we have every confidence that Anger Management will soon be as well.”
Charlie Sheen took it like a man at the Comedy Central roast held in his honor.
Jon Lovitz: “[Charlie Sheen] is nothing like the character he plays on TMZ.”
Mike Tyson: “Hey Charlie Sheen! Now props to the f*cking guy man he’s got big protruding balls he’s gonna bust your stool man.”
Anthony Jeselnik: “Charlie, you are a monster. Every moment of your life looks like the first two minutes of ‘Law and Order, SVU.’”
Amy Schumer (To Mike Tyson): “You have a slutty lower back tattoo on your face.”
Amy Schumer (To Charlie Sheen): “You’re just like Bruce Willis—you were big in the 80s and now your old slot is being filled byAshton Kutcher.”
William Shatner: “Prostitutes cost a lot of money, Charlie! Hasn’t anyone told you that actresses will sleep with you for free? That’s Hollywood 101! You should’ve called.”
Patrice O’Neal (To audience): “F—ck you. Y’all laughed at some f-cked up sh-t.”
Steve-O: “Charlie still hasn’t hit rock bottom. He’s looking forward to it though, because he thinks there’s a rock there.”
Charlie Sheen: “It’s true, I’ve hung around with a lot of shady people over the years — losers, drug addicts, dealers, desperate whores. But to have you all here on one night is really special.”
Season 9 premiere of the hit CBS sitcom, Two and a Half Men, now starring Ashton Kutcher and his debut as Walden Schmidt, brought in a record number of viewers!
A staggering 27.7 million viewers turned in to see how Charlie Harper, Charlie Sheen‘s character would die off and how Walden would appear.
And guess what? The ratings numbers almost doubled those of last year’s premiere, and were the highest in the show’s history.
The previous show record was for the May 2005 season finale which was 3.6 million less viewers.
Even Charlie was watching! And he threw a party while doing so. This is what he giddily Tweeted:
“Watching my funeral as my party gets rolling! Thank you @bucadibeppo for the great food!! Loving this night! …”
Charlie Sheen did the classy thing. On Sunday night’s Emmy Awards broadcast, he apologized to the cast and crew of Two and a Half Men during his Emmy presenter speech.
TMZ reports that Chuck Lore wants to make sure that Charlie Harper, Charlie Sheen‘s now defunct Two and a Half Men character, will never be able to return to the sitcom by making Harper meet a horrific death on the show.
The show will not start filming until August 5 but the producers have already discussed various death scenarios including Charlie driving a car over a cliff.
This is surprising news, at least to me. Months and months of speculation surrounded the replacement of Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men, but one name that I never heard actually made the final cut.
Kutcher said in a press conference: “I can’t wait to get to work with this ridiculously talented 2.5 team and I believe we can fill the stage with laughter that will echo in viewers’ homes. I can’t replace Charlie Sheen but I’m going to work my ass off to entertain the hell out of people!”
“We are so lucky to have someone as talented, joyful and just plain remarkable as Ashton joining our family,” said Chuck Lorre, the show’s creator and Executive Producer. He continued, “Added to that is the deep sigh of relief knowing that our family stays together. If I was any happier, it’d be illegal.”
Kutcher had a bit of fun on Twitter before CBS and Warner Bros. Television made the official announcement Friday. He sent this message via Twitter: “What’s the square root of 6.25?” I am not a math genius, but I do believe the answer may be 2.5.
I told you a while ago that Charlie Sheen and Snoop Dogg were collaborating on a “winning” song together.
Well, the song is now completed and will premiere in full on iTunes tonight at midnight, but there is a preview clip of the song below. Continue reading
Charlie Sheen‘s much talked-about My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not An Option tour debuted Saturday night at Detroit’s Fox Theatre.