Our favorite warlock Charlie Sheen is recording a song with Snoop Dogg!
PEOPLE reports that Sheen and Snoop have recorded a song for Sheen’s upcoming My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not An Option Show.
Charlie Sheen made a sudden surprise appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live! Monday night during an interview with Mark Cuban of ABC’s Shark Tank when Kimmel and Cuban were talking about Sheen.
Cuban was saying, “Charlie’s a smart guy…He doesn’t get near the credit that he deserves for being smart.” At that very moment, Sheen exploded onto the set, and the crowd erupted in a loud cheer which only grew louder when Sheen threw “Tiger Blood” t-shirts out to the audience and gave Kimmel a big wet kiss on the mouth (side note – both men had their eyes closed ;).
And, he left just as quickly as he came…watch the video clip for yourself:
Martin Sheen can relate to what his son Charlie Sheen is going through due to personal experience.
Martin told The Telegraph, “I know what hell he’s living in. I’ve had psychotic episodes in public. One of them was on camera — the opening scene of Apocalypse Now. So I know what Charlie is going through.”
Martin also explains how past drug use is affecting Charlie’s childish behavior now and it makes sense.
“When you’re addicted, you don’t grow emotionally. So when you get clean and sober, you’re starting at the moment you started using drugs or alcohol. You’re emotionally crippled,” says Martin.
Martin, now a devout Catholic, has been sober for 20 years. So he has high hopes that Charlie can walk the same path.
Just in case any of you were starting to feel sorry for the supposed-jobless Charlie Sheen, you can stop right now. He will be just fine. Financially speaking anyway.
Charlie Sheen was right about Two and a Half Men‘ star Jon Cryer: He really is a troll.
Cryer appeared on Conan Thursday night for a rebuttal against Sheen’s “troll” charges against him but instead delivered a heartfelt “confession”: “I really am a troll!”
Cryer admitted: “Those words were really painful to me, for many reasons. Not the least of which is…um…I’m sorry, this is really hard for me. I can’t even believe I’m saying this. The fact is, I AM a troll.”
He said in jest: “It’s not something I like to talk about. My parents don’t even know.” He continued, “I guess I should be thankful to be outed like this. I’m finally free. And for all you other trolls still living under the bridge, I’m here to tell you it gets better.”
Charlie Sheen told ET that he’s leaving for Haiti next week with his good friend, Sean Penn.
Charlie Sheen may be winning the Twitter war by acquiring over 2 million followers in less than a week, but he just lost his $2 million-per-episode contract with Warner Bros Television.
“After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen’s services on Two and a Half Men effective immediately,” a statement from the company provides.
Sheen’s response? He told TMZ: “This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of the bazillions, never have to look at whatshisc–k again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension.”
No decision has yet been announced on whether the show will go on without its lead actor.
And yet another celebrity jumps on the “lets make fun of Charlie Sheen while it’s hip” bandwagon. This time, it’s Jerry O’Connell, the star of The Defenders, who made this hilarious Funny or Die “audition tape” for the open leading role on Two and a Half Men.
O’Connell’s parody of the troubled actor is in a long line of other parodies including Jimmy Fallon’s Winning and Saturday Night Live’s Duh! Winning!
Watch the video clip below:
Saturday Night Live‘s Bill Hader is the latest in a long line of folks impersonating Charlie Sheen this week (watch Jimmy Fallon’s hilarious Sheen Parody here).
The SNL version portrays “Sheen” as a talk show host interviewing such “winners” as Christina Aguilera, John Galliano, Muammar Qaddafi and Lindsay Lohan (played by host Miley Cyrus – click here to watch Miley’s other SNL skits).
The talk show, Duh! Winning! is of course sponsored by both Tiger Blood and clean baby urine. Watch the video clip for yourself:
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| Sofia Vergara: “On our way to the [Oscars] afterparty!” |
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| Charlie Sheen: “Winner..! 2012…” |
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| Mark Ballas: “Day 1 and @ChelseaKane is already correcting me…. Ha ha” |
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| Chad Ochocinco: “Me and Baby Carlos” |
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| Sofia Vergara: “La familia feliz!” |
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| Tori and Dean from Elton John’s after Oscars party |
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| Diddy |
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| Lady Gaga: “Dyed my bangs black. Its my new monsterlook. Let the mitosis of the future begin. Off to meet Judas.” |
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| Lenny Kravitz: “sometimes a brother needs some wings. who dat!” |
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| Lea Michele: “Twitter CRUSH!!!!!!! @druidDUDE :)” |
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| Sofia Vergara: “Jajajja hahahha!!!” [She’s holding her NAACP Image Awards for Best Supporting Actress in A Comedy] |