Chad Johnson Gets Evelyn Lozado Tattoo & Doesn’t “Give A Flying Pretzel In Skittle Rainbow Hell!”

The Basketball Wives Star Evelyn Lozada went on Nightline to discuss the “humiliating” incident when her estranged husband Chad (OchoCinco) Jonson head-butted her.  “I would like for him to tell me he got help and that he’s working on himself,” Evelyn said after explaining that she has not talked to Johnson since nor does she ever plan on talking to him ever again.
She added that Chad “Made a bad choice that destroyed his life.”

I don’t think Chad got that memo or watched the Nightline episode because the former NFL’er went and got himself a large-sized tattoo of Evelyn’s faceon his leg, for the world to see.

When Chad Tweeted a photo of the new ink, his followers were confused, to say the least. I mean, Evelyn has already filed for divorce, six week after the nuptials. One follower, @TeeSplash101, asked Chad “I really want to know why @ochocinco tatted Evelyn’s face on his leg post divorce.” Chad responded “Divorce? Child please… that’s my WIFE.”

Another fan,  @CCHx3REH wrote, “I thought she filed for divorce tho?”, Johnson quickly responded, “I dont give a flying pretzel in skittle rainbow hell what she filed for…”

Amazeballs.

It’s That Time Again….My Fave CelebTwitpics Of The Week!

Sofia Vergara: “On our way to the [Oscars] afterparty!”

Charlie Sheen: “Winner..! 2012…”
Mark Ballas: “Day 1 and @ChelseaKane is already correcting me…. Ha ha”

Chad Ochocinco: “Me and Baby Carlos”

Sofia Vergara: “La familia feliz!”

Tori and Dean from Elton John’s after Oscars party

Diddy

Lady Gaga: “Dyed my bangs black. Its my new monsterlook. Let the mitosis of the future begin. Off to meet Judas.”

Lenny Kravitz: “sometimes a brother needs some wings. who dat!”
Lea Michele: “Twitter CRUSH!!!!!!! @druidDUDE :)”

Sofia Vergara: “Jajajja hahahha!!!” [She’s holding her NAACP Image Awards for Best Supporting Actress in A Comedy]

Chad OchoCinco Needs Your Help Picking Out A Suit

NFL star wide receiver for the Cincinnati Bengals, Chad Ochocinco, is my favorite celeb to follow on Twitter. There is never a dull moment reading Tweets sent by @ochocinco.

Take today for example. Chad needed help picking out a suit. So, he asked his 1.56 million Twitter followers for help.

Oh Chad – You’d look good in any of them! Especially the bare-skinned one at the bottom.

“Suit look #1 Yes or no” Continue reading

Terrell Owens Signs With Bengals And Becomes Chad OchoCinco’s Batman [Video]

Child Please.

You did what?

You signed Terrell Owens and placed him on the same  team as Chad Ochocinco? Say what?

Let me get this straight: You now put (49’ers, Eagles, Cowboys, Bills) #81 on the same team that also acts as foster parents to other NFL misplaced and homeless players such as Pacman Jones, Cedric Benson and Tank Johnson? Are you kidding me? Seriously? To all this, I say, a big fat THANK YOU! Continue reading

Chad Ocho Cinco Is A Sad Sad Man Tonight….Very Sad…

The first time I met Chad Ocho Cinco, my immediate impression of him was that he is a man who carries the weight of the world on his shoulders. That impression still has not changed after a few follow-up encounters. I can tell you that Chad has loved his tenure on Dancing with the Stars and has developed a special bond and relationship with his dancing partner, Cheryl Burke.Every single time I have been around Chad, he has called Cheryl to tell her about whatever he found funny at the moment. His ouster from Dancing tonight has left Chad in an apparent state of mess. Take a look at his Tweets immediately after the show’s end:

@cherylburke1 baby girl I’m so sorry I let you down, I’m used to dancing in the endzone not the dance floor, my apologies 🙁 
Due to the emotional state that I’m in, I now declare this a state of the emergency situation, reality is kickin in.
Damn now what do I do? I feel empty as f$%# damit!! Breathe Ocho, *tears* from Liberty City to DWTS, what a journey.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN CHAD, “…now, what will I do?” YOU KNOW exactly what you will do Chad. Your loss of Dancing and Cheryl will soon be forgotten by your next endeavor: You, Chad, will be appearing on your own dating reality show. Remember, the show you agreed to star in on VH-1, starting in July. Here is the press release on the reality show:

Cincinnati Bengals star wide receiver Chad Ocho Cinco (formerly Chad Johnson) is using his off-season to pursue happiness off the field in his new VH1 reality show The Tournament (working title).  The series is a mix of Ocho Cinco’s on-field charisma blended with the drama of the dating pool played out in a bracket-style dating tournament.  The 10 episode, one-hour series is set to premiere in July 2010.…The Tournament will start with Ocho Cinco finding his “first 85″ by traveling all over the country meeting women that may be interested in dating him.  Then, during the first episode, he will narrow the playing field down to the sweet sixteen – four women from each of the four regions of the country – Northern, Western, Southern and Central Divisions. The sixteen chosen women will be invited to join Ocho Cinco for the rest of the tournament-style dating competition. Once the competition begins, Ocho Cinco will follow a tournament bracket where each of the ladies will have an opportunity to spend quality time with him while also facing off against one another in double-dates.  The winner of each dating face-off will receive a game ball from Ocho Cinco and move on to the next round of the tournament, while the loser goes home.  Ultimately the sweet sixteen will be narrowed down to eight and then the final four.  In the end, the championship date between the two remaining women will result in Ocho Cinco awarding his chosen love the coveted Championship Ring. Hopefully, she turns out to be his greatest catch this season!

Oh boy, a bracket?? Now, I’m a bit confused. I thought Chad played professional football, not college basketball.

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My So-Called Date With Chad Ocho Cinco

CELEBRITY ENCOUNTER.

  I never really cared about the on-field antics of Chad Ocho Cinco. Then, my friend Dave suggested I add Chad on Twitter and I started to see Chad in a whole new light.

Chad’s Tweets are not only off-the-charts hilarious, they also dispel the gossip and give a great perspective on who this man really is; a caring, generous human being. So, after a few Tweets, I decided I had to meet this man of mystery.

My mission was made extremely easy as this crazy cat loves to take his friends out on group adventures. And I use the term “friend” very loosely. You see, Chad has almost a million followers on Twitter, and every once in a while, he will send out a Tweet, inviting his Twitter “friends” on various escapades and trips, all on his tab.

While he has been taping Dancing with the Stars in LA, Ocho invited the first 100 of his Twitter friends that showed up to a group movie date! So, I went. And 167 other people showed up. Chad showed up right at the allotted time and place and greeted everyone individually. Instead of turning away the people over 100th in line, Chad unflinchingly purchased movie tickets for one and all of 168 of us. He also bought us all popcorn, hot dogs, and drinks. Two weeks later, he did it all over again, this time, inviting the first 200 of his friends. I went on both Fridays and will never forget my “dates” with Ocho. The movies we saw? Why did I get Married Too and Death at A Funeral. You should totally add him on Twitter because you never know what Chad will be in the mood for when he visits your town. Chad’s Twitter name is “OGOchoCinco”.