VIDEO CLIP OF THE DAY: J Mark Invades Planet Paula On The X Factor

VIDEO CLIP OF THE DAY.

Did you catch the oddest contestant we will probably see make it through the next round on The X Factor Wednesday night?

I am talking about J. Mark Inman, the 31-year-old philosophy student who auditioned in Chicago (September 28, 2011) and compared his life to “the algorithm for pi” right after he said “J+Mark+X+Factor= $5Million.”

J. Mark performed his own whacked out take on Radiohead’s Creep. Yet, as bizarre and bad as he was, he was enthusiastically pushed through to the next round as if he had hypnotized and mesmerized the judges.
Backed by a stuttering electronic track of the Radiohead song which of course he made himself, J Mark looked really out of place on the big X Factor stage. Then, the music began and he looked even more misplaced. But his voice didn’t start. At first. He just slithered across stage in some kind of weird hip hop moves and it, I am afraid to admit, worked. Then he started singing. And I couldn’t tell if I loved him or was scared of him. Or, possibly even both?!
As the song ended with the lyrics, “I don’t belong here…,” Paula Abdul and the audience gave him a standing ovation. Paula of course understood and got him because as Simon Cowell said, “he is from Planet Paula.” She said, “You don’t belong here. You’re other worldly. You are in another jurisdiction, fooor suuure. I think I have visited there once or twice in my life. Oh the places we could go together.” 
Said L.A. Reid: “It sounded so bad, but felt so goooood.” Inman was sent through to the next round, and he seemed as shocked as anyone, espeically a wicked-smiled Simon.
Watch the amazingly odd audition video clip below:

VIDEOS: The X Factor Premiere: Watch The Best & Worst Performances Of The Night

After months and months of hype, The X Factor premiered Wednesday night and reunited Paula Abdul and Simon Cowell after a couple of years of TV separation.

The show also included Cheryl Cole, briefly, before she was cut by the show for unknown reasons, L.A. Reid, and Cheryl’s replacement Nicole Scherzinger.

Below are the best and worst audition performance videos of the night, but before we go there, is it me or did you guys also find Cheryl Cole too cute to be axed by the show?

AUDITIONS: THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE BIZARRE:

Chris Rene, a 28-year old trash collecter and a recovering cocaine addict with a son who is trying to turn his life around performed his own original song Young Homie:


L.A. Reid said of Rene, “I’ve worked with some of the greatest hip-hop artists, like Jay-Z and Kanye West, and all of my boys would be proud of me today to tell you that you are the truth!”

Simon said, “Maybe you need the show, maybe we need you.” Paula told him, “you are a bright light,” while Nicole played off of his original song lyrics telling him, “Honey, I’m trippin’ on you.”

And there was 13-year old Rachel Crowe who started the show and said she wanted to win so she could get her own bathroom (she lives with 8 people). She sang a full-throated Mercy by Duffy:

Siameze Floyd, the Prince impersonator copy-cat who said he wants an energy drink named after him when he reaches the level of mega-stardom that he is convinced is his destiny. Here he is, wearing a mesh see-through shirt, lift boots, and exploding with energy:

Nicole Nikki Collins, event planner from Maryland who would not take no from the judges while butchering Mariah Carey’s Emotions:

Stacey Francis, single 42-year old mom of two who changed her own life forever by singing Aretha Franklin’s Natural Woman:

Marcus Canty the 20-year old who got a two-year window from his mom to pursue a career in entertainment or go back to school reminded LA Reid of Bobby Brown and Simon of Usher:



Simone Battle, the “fierce” USC student who wants to be a pop icon who people ask to sign their babies. Simon and L.A. could not see eye to eye on Simone’s talents as she sang La Roux’ Bulletproof:

Boy band The Answer who sang Adele’s Rollin in the Deep and Happy Birthday to Nicole:

14-year old John Lindahl who sang Forget You by Cee Lo Green:

Oh and last but not least, the supposed classically-trained Geo Godly who made Paula Abdul sick by taking off his pants and singing I’m A Stud:

“That was offensive, disgusting, distasteful, upsetting—get him out of the building, please,” L.A. demanded.

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VIDEO CLIP OF THE DAY: Full ‘Breaking Dawn’ Trailer Video!!!

VIDEO CLIP OF THE DAY.

AND, just like that, after all this waiting, it is finally here. Premiering minutes ahead of schedule, Summit Entertainment and Yahoo! Movies has released the first full 2.5 minute theatrical trailer to The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part I.

The video does not disappoint and takes us Twihards into Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson) and Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart)’s long-awaited wedding and passionate night in bed and then plunges us into the emotional hell of Bella’s pregnancy.

OH, and then there is Jacob (Taylor Lautner) who gets back into the picture to ensure Bella’s safety. And, from the looks of it, there will be plenty of vampire and werewolf action in the long-anticipated movie to fully satiate us rabid fan base. And guess what, our wait is getting shorter…and shorter.

Watch the video clip below:
Breaking Dawn – Part I hits theaters on November 18.

Video Clip Of The Day: Madonna To Hydrangeas: “It’s A Free Country! So F-ck You, I Like Roses!”

VIDEO CLIP OF THE DAY.

Yes, we all heard what she did not intend for us to hear – Madonna hates hydrangeas.

Madonna went so far as crushing a fan’s heart when he gave her a bouquet of the dreaded purple flower and she said out loud how she felt about the harmless petals, not knowing she was being videotaped.
But Madonna did not stop there. She has posted a video to YouTube, starring herself, called “Madonna’s love letter to hydrangeas” which is her attempt to make fun of the situation.

In case you missed Madonna’s original dissing of the flowers (watch the video here), she recently said “I absolutely loath hydrangeas,” when an adoring fan bestowed some on her. Madonna’s rep Liz Rosenberg told US Weekly, “the hydrangea incident is so ridiculous…It’s not like she said she hated warm chocolate chip cookies and milk and little puppies!” Well, really, tell that to the hydrangeas! Actually, Madonna did!

In her ‘apology video’ below, the songstress tells the flower, “You have no idea how many nights I have lost thinking how I hurt you. Words cannot express how sorry I am.” Madonna continues as she weeps into a bouquet, “To think I may have caused you pain. My heart is going to burst with sadness. I need to know in time you may forgive me.”
“If I could take back my words I would, but I can’t, so what am I left with?” 
And just when we all think Madonna has some love in her heart for the flowers, she suddenly screams, “I’m left with the fact that I still hate hydrangeas! And I will always hate them! It’s a free country! So f-ck you, I like roses!”
Watch the video for yourself below:

Video: ‘Breaking Dawn’ Teaser Footage!

 VIDEO CLIP OF THE DAY.

OH YES! We have a new teaser trailer video clip of Breaking Dawn.

Sure, it may only be 17-seconds long, but it is just enough to hold us Twihards until the November release of the long-awaited flick.

Watch Bella gripping her baby bump in fear and hear Carlisle’s warning.
Oh, and there are a few shots of Edward and Jacob too, so, don’t worry.

Brace yourself and watch the video clip for yourself:

VIDEO CLIP OF THE DAY: George Clooney Slams Reporter

VIDEO CLIP OF THE DAY.

WOW! Don’t mess with George Clooney in an interview because he will put on his boxing gloves and give you a very public whooping.

And you just may cry.

At a  press junket at the Toronto Film Festival Friday for his upcoming movie, The Ides of March, co-starring Ryan Gosling, Elisabetta Canalis‘ famous ex was asked a question by a reporter to which he took offense.

What was the question you may ask? 
“Which is harder, directing or dating in the spotlight?”

That’s not so bad a question you may say. But, Clooney went off the handle answering this seemingly harmless question by shooting back, “Well, that’s funny, I knew someone would do it. I’m a little disappointed it’s you. I mean, everyone is a little ashamed of you right now.” After Clooney asked the reporter’s name and got the info, he continued making fun of the poor guy: “The hard-hitting interview by Paul Chi.”

Watch the video clip for yourself below:

VIDEO CLIP OF THE DAY: David Letterman’s Top Ten Reasons To Watch Two And A Half Men

VIDEO CLIP OF THE DAY.

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The new cast of CBS’ Two and a Half Men were on Thursday night’s Late Show with David Letterman to present their collective “Top Ten Reasons To Watch the New Season of Two and a Half Men.”

Newbie Ashton Kutcher appeared alongside series originals Jon Cryer and Angus T. Jones. “This [season premiere] is going to be huge thanks to Charlie Sheen,” Letterman joked before the Top Ten segment began.  “I mean, he did all the heavy lifting on this one, boy.”

Like any good Top Ten list before it, the jokes ran the gamete from Cryer presenting #8: “I need to pay for a really big new house” to “This season we’ll reveal who the mother is” at #6.  My fave line: Kutcher’s threat at #7: “If you don’t, I’ll make Dude, Where’s My Car? 2.


Watch the video below:

VIDEO CLIP OF THE DAY: Madonna Hates Fan’s Hydrangeas!

VIDEO CLIP OF THE DAY.

LADIES! If a man gives you flowers, simply, thank him! Don’t make a face, hide the gift and then shred his heart to million little pieces after a kind gesture like that. I don’t care if your name begins and ends with Madonna.

During a press conference in Venice, Italy, a fan gave the iconic singer a bouquet of hydrangeas which seem to be harmless, pretty purple flowers. 
But who knew? Certainly not me and certainly not this poor unsuspecting fan that Madonna hates, I mean H-A-T-E-S and L-O-A-T-H-E-S hydrangeas.

“I absolutely loathe hydrangeas,” Madonna said in her new fake British accent, “He obviously doesn’t know that.” No, he didn’t know that. But he does now. Can you imagine? The guy was probably so happy having just met his idol and then goes to the nearest internet cafe to see this video! Poor little chap.

Watch the video clip for yourself: