Justin Bieber said recently he has had his own problems with bullies. Then again, seriously, which one of us hasn’t at one point or another in our lives?

Justin Bieber is not even an adult yet, but, his first official autobiography, First Step 2 Forever, has been released, containing everything you have ever wanted to know about this teen sensation.


On dating: “I hate being on a date where both people are working too hard to come up with stuff to say. You know it’s working when you can just chill—listen to music, watch a movie or whatever—without feeling like you have to force the conversation. It should just be natural.”


On his first date: “My first date has been sort of mythologized as ‘Bieber’s Dating Disaster.’ I took her to King’s a buffet restaurant. Yes, I wore a white shirt. Yes, I got spaghetti. No, this was not the brightest idea. But it wasn’t a big trauma, though.”


On his favorite things: “I love hockey, maple syrup and Caramilk bars.”


On nerves: “That’s another question I get all the time: ‘Do you get nervous?’ The truth is: I don’t. I don’t mean for that to come off as cocky. I just don’t see what’s to be afraid of.”


On meeting Usher and Justin Timberlake:“It was like, Usher and Timberlake want to meet me? Are you kidding? There was no point in trying to tell anyone at school about this. It would be like telling them I was going to meet CHUCK NORRIS, and we all know that guy is untouchable. I mean, c’mon. It’s CHUCK NORRIS. He doesn’t need Twitter, he’s already following you.”


On things he likes besides girls: “There are lots of things I really like besides girls. Like pizza. And pranking. And CHUCK NORRIS.”


On his sixteenth birthday: “Even though I don’t want to be given special treatment, I guess some things are a little bit different for me as I was surprised to be given a Range Rover for my sixteenth birthday.”


On his future: “This is just the beginning. Thanks for making a small town kid’s dreams come true. Never Say Never. Love you.”

What can’t or won’t Justin Bieber do?

Bieber rakes in $300K per concert. Bieber is crowned as next host of the revamped Punk’d once MTV resurrects that show. Bieber is set to release his first book, Justin Bieber: First Step 2 Forever: My Story on October 12. Bieber sells lines of bedding, dolls and toys.

Bieber Bieber, Bieber…

And just when you thought Bieber had his hand in everything possible, he has pulled the most brilliant marketing move of all: Justin Bieber is now launching a line of glittery nail polish, yes, you read correctly, nail polish, which will aptly be named, “One Less Lonely Girl,” according to fashion site styleite.com.

Bieber’s collection will be sold exclusively at Walmart during the holidays but will later find a much more broad market at your local Target, Sears and Ulta stores.

Tell me, what screamin’, dreamin’, Bieber-lovin’ teenage girl could refuse the urge to buy every single shade of the polish line, in the hopes of bein’ less lonesome, making Bieber even ultra uber richer than he already is…all before his 18th birthday?

This is Justin Bieber‘s world, and the rest of us are just living in it. According to the Smoking Gun, Justin is the highest-paid teen performer this year.

According to the report, Bieber makes a minimum of $300,000 a night!