Ashton Kutcher and his real-life fiancee Mila Kunis will work on screen together in an upcoming episode of Ashton’s Two and a Half Men series. In the episode which is set to air this Thursday night, the off screen couple are featured joking about their real life engagement.

“I bet you only date hot actresses,” Mila, who plays Vivian, tells Ashton‘s character Walden, to which he responds, “God, no. I’d never date an actress. They’re all crazy!”

“I don’t get this whole fascination with celebrities, anyway,” Mila continues. “Who cares who’s dating whom or who’s engaged to who or who has a sex tape that no one will ever, ever see?”

Wait, there’s a sex tape??