Jennifer Love Hewitt is no dummy. She knows exactly why her male fans tune in to her Lifetime series The Client List. While plugging the upcoming season of her show, the bodacious star who recently said she had nightmares about people trying to deflate her 36-C boobs told USA Today that she should insure her breasts for $5 million.

“I need, like, an insurance invitation. If somebody was like, ‘Hey, you know what? We would like to insure your boobs for $2.5 million,’ I’d be like, ‘Do it. Love it! Why not?'” And then, while the 34-year-old Hewitt pointed to her chest, she added, “Yeah, these things right here are worth $5 million!”

Cha-Ching!

Jennifer’s character on The Client List is a wife who provides let’s call it happy endings to her clientele at her local day spa. One of her non-male fans? Her own grandmother! “My grandmother loves to call me the TV ho,” laughed Hewitt. “She thinks it’s hysterical…and it’s so disturbing, since she says it really loud.”

You can watch Jennifer Love Hewitt and her pricey boobs when The Client List returns for its long-awaited second season on Sunday, March 10, at 10:00pm ET/PT.