When Lady Gaga is anywhere, a news story naturally follows. Take this photo for example, taken by Terry Richardson showing the Mama Monster with Donatella Versace.

I am not sure what you’re thinking when you see this photo. But here are my thoughts: Why is Lady Gaga topless? Why is Donatella Versace there? Why are the two so friendly in a bathroom? Why do these two look so alike? Why Doesn’t Gaga even try to cover up her nipple (which we did, sorry!) ?

So many questions I have. So little answers…sigh…