Pregnancy must be taking its toll on Tori Spelling because nothing else could explain this bizarre behavior. The 39-year-old-actress admitted to Lucky Magazine that not only does she own a pet Silkie Bantam hen named Coco, but, get this, she also likes to dress up the bird and take her out with her!

“She is white and fluffy and is often mistaken for a poodle! I call her a pocket chicken because she loves to be held and go places with me. They know her by name at our local Michael’s craft store. What? A chicken can’t craft too? I make her outfits to mimic my vintage dresses. She also has little capelets! I turn vintage brooches into fascinators for her. Right now I’m knitting her a chicken poncho for those cool summer nights.”

I couldn’t even make this stuff up if I tried…