Jon Bon Jovi IS NOT Dead Losers

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Jon Bon Jovi is not dead

I am in a pretty bad mood today. So, this was not the best day for an idiot out there in the world to falsely claim the demise of my favorite musician and humanitarian, Jon Bon Jovi.

JBJ is the latest celebrity to fall prey to a death hoax, this time, by an a-hole who works for a loser blog. This loser blog which wont be named here hence I give it any more traffic, “reported” that Bon Jovi was found unconscious in a room at the Empress Hotel in Asbury Park, N.J., and later pronounced dead at Jersey Shore Medical Center.

Shame on you assholes for reporting this kind of malicious and vile “media” trash. Jon has kids, family, friends and fans who love and adore him and who need not have had to falsely worry even for a second that he is no longer with us.

JBJ took the news of his demise much more lightly than I did. He took to Facebook and posted the above photo to prove that he is doing well and is alive and kicking. Jon is seen holding a sign in the pic, reading, “Heaven looks a lot like New Jersey,” dated Dec. 19, 2011 at 6 p.m., along with the message, “Rest assured that Jon is alive and well! This photo was just taken.”

I love you Jon. I hate you irresponsible bloggers.
P.S. I hope my heaven looks a lot like this photo!
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4 thoughts on “Jon Bon Jovi IS NOT Dead Losers

  1. I knew it was not in the news, checked online & sure enough, some stupid hoax it turned out to be, My heart was getting ready to break though. Thank God you are still with us, Jon…you’re a credit to humanity! ♥

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