Taylor Swift is totally dating Harry Styles of One Direction. For now, until they break up. Which they will. Cause that’s what always happens. And there will be a song about it.

Now comes in an unlikely man in this picture: Tim Urban of American Idol fame. Urban has decided to beat Swift to the punch by writing and singing the Taylor Swift – Harry Styles breakup song.

Genius. Random. Heelarious. Way to bring attention back to yourself Tim after making Top 7 of Season 9 of Idol. Good job!

Here are the lyrics to Tim Urban’s breakup song which you can hear and sing along to in the video clip below:

He was the wrong direction with a beautiful face
He made me smile on those December days
I thought for sure that we had something here
But now he’s gone to steal some poor girl’s tears

The same tears in her eyes
Are the same tears that I cried

It serves me right for thinking he was different
It serves me right for never ever listening
Next time there won’t be a next time for him
And he can keep his accent

Long hair, you know I have a weakness for that
And the silly way he wore those hats
How’d he know just what to say
To make me think that I felt that way

I felt so stupid
Maybe I was stupid

It serves me right for thinking he was different
It serves me right for never ever listening
Next time there won’t be a next time for him
And he can keep his accent

This time I’ll learn
I got what I deserve
Now I’m moving on

It serves me right for thinking he was different
It serves me right for never ever listening
Next time there won’t be a next time for him
And he can keep his accent