Speaking of crazy stupid love, with a big emphasis on crazy…I am not sure what to make of this one.

“Emma, I just wanted to let you know that I think you are all the way beautiful. Not just pretty, but, you know, smart and kindhearted. And if I were a lotyounger, I would marry you. And, we would have chubby little freckled-faced kids. We’d laugh all day long, go camping, play Yahtzee…”

“The sex..hmppp…And every day for the rest of your life, you would thank God that I was the appropriate age for you. But I’m not. I’m 49. I have lines on my face, sometimes a little gray in my beard, and it takes me a little longer to pee than it used to. Those are the only discernible signs of aging that I can find so far.

“Anyway, I just wanted to let you know how I felt. I think you’re pretty special, and I wish you continued success and artistic fulfillment, but most of all, I wish you love and contentment. That’s all.”