Big Brother 13 August 24, 2011 episode started with Big Jeff as HOH and Porsche and Kalia on the block. Jeff said if nominations stay the same, his target is Kalia. But said there is always a chance of back dooring Daniele.
Daniele says in the Diary Room that even though she promised Jeff she’d throw the veto competition, she was going to fight for it to ensure her safety.
FUN TIDBITS OF THE SHOW
* Jeff and Jordan make fun of Porsche and Dani while watching them on monitor in the HOH Room
* Rachel is driving Dani crazy on purpose because she evicted her fiance Brendon twice
* Jordan stripteased her unitard off and Jeff and Adam loved it equally. Weird.
ZINGBOT 3000
The big green robot came again to the house to insult everyone in the house. Here is what he said about each house guest:
Jeff: “1995 called, they want their soul patch back.” (That’s a tiny beard). Jeff’s comeback was people who don’t like his soul patch can go root for the Packers.
Porsche: “Shouldn’t you be named after a car with a roomier trunk?” Ouch–but ya, the girl’s got back!
Rachel: “Every other word out of your mouth is the F word: Fiance, fiance, fiance!” Rachel of course said “Oh hell no, no Zimbot comes between me and my man.”
Daniele: “Do you own a car, or do you still prefer to just ride your daddy’s coattail.”
Adam: “Good call shaving your beard, I don’t think your girlfriend realized she was dating uncle Fester.”
Shelly: “What do you call someone who likes to smoke on a fish? A dude!” Shelly said the Zingbot is lucky she doesn’t have a shotgun in the house because she would be zinging him to smithereens.
Kalia: “You write a sex blog but you seem to be an expert on things done after sex, like sleeping.”
Jordan: “The only reason Jeff hasn’t proposed yet is because he knows you’re terrible at answering questions.” Of course, cute Jordan didn’t get it.
POWER OF VETO COMPETITION
Everyone got to play but Rachel who hosted. Kalia picked “houseguest’ choice” and she chose Shelly to play. Dani had a Veto Card from last week’s comp, so she got to play.
The competition was a zingbot labs. Each player had to assemble a bride for zingbot and hit the buzzer when completed. The first person to complete the bride would win the POV. Shelly and Adam threw the comp supposedly, but seriously, who are they kidding? How can players THAT bad throw anything?
Jeff smoked the other three players who were fighting for their lives: Porsche, Kalia and Dani and won the POV. Dani said, “shocker” when she heard her name. Jeff told her it boiled down to trust for him because he gave her his word at the beginning of the game and she tried to back door him. So, Jeff is now rolling with people who want to play the game with him. He also told her that Julie Chen asked Dani if she regretted trying to back door Jeff and she said no. Jeff continued, he hopes Danie has a different answer for Julie if she walks out of the house Thursday.
POV REPLACEMENT CEREMONY
Jeff used his POV and took Porsche off of the eviction block. He then named Dani as a replacement nominee.
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Shelly has for some reason flipped and wants to keep Dano over Kalia and is going hard core trying to flip Adam who so far has refused to cave and says he will vote for Dani to leave. Dani has tried everything she can and promised everything she has to convince Adam to vote for her to stay. Dani even said her father, Evel Dick, will “like” Adam’s Facebook page if he votes for Dani to stay. THAT’S laughable since I heard from past houseguests that Dani and Evel Dick didn’t even speak when he was in the house. The only odd thing is that Adam has yet failed to tell his alliance of Jeff/Jordan/Rachel about Shelly’s pressure to keep Dani.
