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George Clooney: “I Have iFart On My Phone”

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George Clooney beautifies the latest cover of Rolling Stone on newsstands Friday (November 11).

Here are some extremely candid excerpts from the interview:

On loving farts: 

“We think [farting]’s one of the funniest things in the history of mankind. Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word ‘fart’ makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone. I have remote whoopee cushions. Farts. To me, there’s nothing funnier.”

On not being metrosexual: 

“I’m the least metrosexual cat you’ve ever met. I’ve never had my fingernails or toenails done, and I’ve cut my own hair longer than other people have cut my hair. On an awards-show day, I can play basketball, go in, take a shower and put on a tux – it takes me three minutes to put on a tux – and be out the door in 15 minutes.”
On his first O (TMI):
“I believe it was while climbing a rope when I was six or seven years old. I mean, nothing came out, but all the other elements were there. I remember getting to the top of the rope, hanging off the rope, and going, ‘Oh, my God, this feels great!'”
On his current lady, Stacy Keibler’s gushing tweets, ex. “smiling all day long”: 
“She can do whatever she wants. I rarely tell anybody what they should be doing with their life.”

George Clooney Defends Elisabetta Canalis Against Tabloid Story

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George Clooney used to date Elisabetta Canalis. He is now dating Stacey Keibler.

Yep, that’s all old news. But here is something new. Apparently Clooney never speaks out about his relationships, but he’s made an exception because the latest issue of Us Weekly claims Canalis sent her famous ex a series of angry text messages about his new girl friend.

So, Clooney has done the chivalrous thing and released this statement to TMZ:

That story “was completely fabricated in order to sell magazines. I never comment on my personal life unless it affects others…and this lie affects others. Since I would be the only actual witness, I ask you to correct your story immediately, but that would assume you cared at all about telling the truth.”

Wow! You tell ’em George. Way to stand up for a lady!

VIDEO CLIP OF THE DAY: George Clooney Slams Reporter

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VIDEO CLIP OF THE DAY.

WOW! Don’t mess with George Clooney in an interview because he will put on his boxing gloves and give you a very public whooping.

And you just may cry.

At a  press junket at the Toronto Film Festival Friday for his upcoming movie, The Ides of March, co-starring Ryan Gosling, Elisabetta Canalis‘ famous ex was asked a question by a reporter to which he took offense.

What was the question you may ask? 
“Which is harder, directing or dating in the spotlight?”

That’s not so bad a question you may say. But, Clooney went off the handle answering this seemingly harmless question by shooting back, “Well, that’s funny, I knew someone would do it. I’m a little disappointed it’s you. I mean, everyone is a little ashamed of you right now.” After Clooney asked the reporter’s name and got the info, he continued making fun of the poor guy: “The hard-hitting interview by Paul Chi.”

Watch the video clip for yourself below:

George Clooney Will Never Ever Marry Again. Ever.

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Sorry to break it to you ladies, but George Clooney will never ever settle down again. Ever. At least that’s what he confessed to on last night’s episode of Piers Morgan Tonight.

The 49-year-old Clooney opened up on the show and said his one and only previous marriage to Talia Balsam, the actress who now plays Natalie Portman’s mother in No Strings Attached was enough for Clooney to make him run for a lifetime of bachelorhood. That marriage ended in 1993 and Clooney has not looked back since.

Despite constant tabloid speculation that Clooney will marry his Italian girlfriend, Elisabetta Canalis, he told Piers: “I hate to blow your whole news story, but I was married, so I gave it a shot.” That shot has “proven how good I was at it.”

I hear lots of breaking hearts all around me….