Justin Bieber’s Manager Says Bieber’s Balls Have Dropped & Compares Him To The Beatles, Seriously.

I really can’t decide which statement is more hilarious: The fact that Justin Bieber‘s manager compared his client to The Beatles or his saying that The Biebs’ balls have dropped, musically speaking.

Ya, he really said both.

In trying to explain why Bieber’s voice sounds deeper on his new Mistletoe album, Scooter Braun said it’s because JB’s vocal cords have matured.

“Vocally, his balls have dropped,” Braun told Billboard.

OK, we got it. Thanks.

Now, the bit about The Beatles comparison:
“All the hype and the kids running down the street screaming, you lose the chance to say that this started because of the music. This album lets the music speak for itself. I don’t want to draw comparisons, but there was a band during the British Invasion that had girls screaming at them. I think you know who I’m talking about.”

Ya, we know who you’re talking about – just not sure how many of us quite agree. 

Robert Pattinson: ‘Kristen Stewart And I Are Already Married’

Robert Pattinson knows exactly what to say to create a frenzy.

While promoting Breaking Dawn Part 1 over in Europe, he joked during an interview in Sweden that he and (almost confirmed) real-life girlfriend Kristen Stewart just might be married already.

“The [Breaking Dawn] wedding scene’s funny because we used a real priest. So technically [Kristen and I] are already married because he did all the things you would do in a normal ceremony. So we don’t have a civil union in law, but I guess in the church we are actually married.”
WOAH! Someone should really check into this…I mean, a real priest is a real priest and this is a done deal, right?

Pattinson also said the movie sex scenes were difficult for him:

“The sex scenes were difficult. The set was crazy and you have about 20 people in the room and someone saying things like: ‘No, Bella would not have made that noise. Can we do it again?’ It was very charged, but a very tender and sentimental scene. It’s not a scene from the book, so everyone was nervous about doing it right. A ton of other people were nervous. And, Kristen and I were both worried about the shape of our bodies would look on camera. We felt vulnerable.”

Robert also admitted that he does not understand what the Twilight books try to say about sex in general:

“[Bella] is the one who initiates the sex. It’s a different move and I like that it’s not so predictable. Bella is already pushing for it in the movie and it’s Edward that seems scared. I’ve never been able to relate to that fear of sex or sexuality. It’s funny that all three movies portray sex as something scary and then, when they have sex in the fourth movie, they have a child with really rather devastating consequences. I’m not sure what they are trying to say. . .never have sex with anyone ever?”

Adele Cancels All 2011 Concerts, Will Undergo Throat Surgery

It’s been a long year for Adele who has been hit with a series of canceled tour dates and increasing bouts of  laryngitis.

But her year just got longer.

Her record company announced with “deep regret” this morning that Adele has canceled all of the remaining concert dates and all other promotional appearances for the rest of the year.

“She is to undergo surgery to alleviate the current issues with her throat and a full recovery is expected,” the record company said. “As a result, doctors have ordered her to rest her voice and completely recuperate before looking to schedule any work commitments.”

The record company did not reveal when the surgery will take place, or when Adele would return to the stage; all we can do is pray that the 23-year-old crooner will fully recover. 

Jennifer Lopez: “I’ve Finally Learned You’ve Got To Love Yourself First”

Jennifer Lopez looks amazing on the cover of Glamour, sporting a a red Chloë Sevigny bustier and black pants. She’s also decked out in a Swarovski crystal anchor necklace by Salvatore Ferragamo, a Michael Kors gold necklace, Verdura gold bracelet, two Chanel Fine Jewelry gold, black onyx, and diamond bracelets, a Lorraine Schwartz white gold diamond bracelet, a Verdura gold, platinum, and diamond wide link bracelet and a Pomellato rose gold and diamond bracelet.

Here are some excerpts from the accompanying interview:

J.Lo on her next relationship:
“I think to give something a chance, to really get to know somebody, you want to do it out of the public eye. You know the media—they want to rush everything.”

J.Lo on her style:
“The things I liked when I was, like, 16 and in the Bronx—jeans, cut-up T-shirts—I still like. But I’ve been exposed to so much now from traveling the world and seeing couture clothes. I used all of that when I created my new line for Kohl’s. My style has come from everything, from where I started to where I am today.”

J.Lo on love and relationship lessons she’s learned:
“I think I’ve finally learned the biggest lesson of all. You’ve got to love yourself first. You’ve got to be OK on your own before you can be OK with somebody else. You’ve got to value yourself and know that you’re worth everything. And until you value yourself enough and love yourself enough to know that, you can’t really have a healthy relationship.”

Charlie Sheen Gets New Show

Charlie Sheen is heading back to TV.

FX Networks has signed on to air 10 episodes of Anger Management, a series which will feature Sheen as a therapist with a short temper. The show will be based on the 2003 movie which starred Jack Nicholson and Adam Sandler.

The sitcom will premiere next summer and FX will pick up 90 more episodes if the ratings are strong.

John Landgraf, President and General Manager of FX Networks, says: “We think that Bruce Helford, Joe Roth and Charlie Sheen have come up with a wonderful, hilarious vehicle for Charlie’s acting talents – and a character we are very much looking forward to seeing him play. Two and a Half Men has been an outstanding component of FX’s schedule for the past 14 months, and we have every confidence that Anger Management will soon be as well.”

Maksim Chmerkovskiy: “I Have Nothing To Apologize For”

Maksim Chmerkovskiy is being quite vocal this week. On Monday night’s Dancing with the Stars, Chmerkovskiy gave a tongue lashing to the judges, Len Goodman, Carrie Ann Inaba and Bruno Tonioli and went so far as telling Goodman it may be time for the man to retire.

Some of the other dancers took Maks’ side. But Derek Hough reportedly said the judges are fair and generous with their comments. That apparently did not sit well with Maks.

In an interview with Robin Roberts on Good Morning America, Chmerkovskiy said, “Derek Hough has been very supportive of his personal career on the show.” Maksim continued, “When you say judges have been generous, with all due respect, if I had Nicole Scherzinger followed by Jennifer Grey followed by Ricki Lake, I probably would not be very upset with the judges either.”

Maksim is currently paired with World Cup goalie Hope Solo. Last season, he was paired with Kirstie Alley and Brandy the season before that.  I guess in Maks’ eyes, his partners do not compare to Derek’s.

“I had a long conversation with my dad and I don’t regret anything,” Maksim said on Good Morning America. “That’s why I think I’m misunderstood in this situation. Everyone is waiting for me to bow my head and plead for forgiveness. I have nothing to apologize for. I’m in the business because I love it. I can’t really lose with remarks like this.”

“One thing I’m not going to embrace is pointing fingers and disrespectful remarks,” Maksim said. Obviously referencing judge Tonioli’s comparison of Chaz Bono to a penguin, Maks asked, “Why are judges allowed to compare us to animals and point their fingers and we can’t say we’re work and show our opinion?”

After he let off some steam on GMA, a more calmed Max told Us Weekly:

“I love the show, and am very lucky to have this second family.”

Maks concluded: “I am looking forward to next week’s dances and focusing on that with Hope at this time. I want to also thank our fans for being loyal and supportive.”

Steven Tyler: My Fall Was Caused By Food Poisoning, Not Alcohol

American Idol judge and Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler took a bad fall in a Paraguay hotel room shower earlier this week and ended up with bruises, stitches and two teeth implants. As soon as the news was out about the incident, rumors started to fly that Tyler had fallen off of the sobriety wagon.

Not true, says Tyler who called Matt Lauer of the Today show Thursday to assure his fans that his recent fall did not have anything to do with alcohol use.

“It still bothers me a little,” Tyler said of the rumors, “but it’s something that I have to deal with for the rest of my life.”

Tyler insisted on the call that the fall was the result of food poisoning –“Montezuma’s revenge,” he called it–and not caused by his ongoing recovery from drug and alcohol abuse. “I get that people think that.” 
This is what Tyler explained happened, “I was in the shower and I got nauseous and I started to get sick and I just fell on my face. I just passed out and woke up with the water on.” Tyler said the fall caused him to get four stitches above his eye and plastic surgery to get a tooth fixed, all in one swoop.

Despite the injuries, the 63-year old rocker could not be stopped from doing what he loves best: Tyler and Aerosmith took the stage last night in Paraguay. He told Lauer:

“Short of having my legs taken off, people are going to expect me on stage no matter what. It’s all about playing to the people. We rocked out. Not only did I break my face, but we broke a house record, so life is beautiful, Matt.”

Watch the full interview in the video clip below:

Survivor South Pacific 10/26: Who Was Voted Off?

Survivor: South Pacific Season 23 Episode 7 aired October 26, 2011.

Below are live blogging and spoiler results of who is the latest castaway and who won the duel on Redemption Island.

The Redemption Island Duel
Christine has won four duels in a row. In tonight’s duel, each competitor had to arrange planks in the correct order and build a bridge, then take it apart and complete a puzzle. Facing Mikayla, Christine won her fifth duel in a row and eliminated Mikayla from the competition. Christine stays to fight another duel.
The Immunity Challenge
Back at Savaii, Ozzy considers making a game-chaninging move. He decides that if his tribe loses the next challenge, which they do, he would volunteer to go to Redemption Island, beat Christine in a duel, come back to Savaii, reclaim the idol that he found, and make a run for the end.

The reward/immunity challenge involved members of each tribe adorning themselves with war paint and pairing up to compete as twins. One set of twins would act as callers and lead the other blind-folded pairs through a course to collect bags of puzzle pieces to complete a series of masks. The winning tribe would get a sneak peak of the new Adam Sandler movie Jack and Jill.

Upolu won immunity.

THEVOTE
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VOTED OFF:

The seventh person voted out of Survivor: South Pacific is OZZY!

PHOTOS: Newlywed Molly Sims Dishes On New Show, ‘Project Accessory’ And The Difficulty Of Cooking For Two

Supermodel and newlywed Molly Sims came out for a chat with Renee Bargh of Extra about her new Lifetime show, Project Accessory.
The leggy blonde rocked a polka-dot blue blazer with leather leggings but was seen without new hubby, producer Scott Stuber.
Back to her new show, who would have thought you could focus an entire TV show on accessories? Well, Sims and Lifetime sure hope viewers will tune in and love their new Project Runway spin-off creation which premieres Thursday at 10:30 p.m.
Sims will play host on the series which will pit 12 contestants against each other in various accessory design challenges. Continue reading

Bruce Willis And Wife Expecting First Child Together

Bruce Willis is going to be a father for the fourth time.

The actor and his wife Emma Heming are expecting their first child together. The couple who married in 2009 is “overjoyed with the news and look forward to welcoming this newest addition into their family.”

The new Willis is expected to arrive “early next year.”
Bruce has three daughters from his previous marriage to Demi Moore; Rumer, 23, Scout, 20, and Tallulah Belle, 17.