George Clooney beautifies the latest cover of Rolling Stone on newsstands Friday (November 11).
Here are some extremely candid excerpts from the interview:
On loving farts:
“We think [farting]’s one of the funniest things in the history of mankind. Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word ‘fart’ makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone. I have remote whoopee cushions. Farts. To me, there’s nothing funnier.”
On not being metrosexual:
“I’m the least metrosexual cat you’ve ever met. I’ve never had my fingernails or toenails done, and I’ve cut my own hair longer than other people have cut my hair. On an awards-show day, I can play basketball, go in, take a shower and put on a tux – it takes me three minutes to put on a tux – and be out the door in 15 minutes.”
On his first O (TMI):
“I believe it was while climbing a rope when I was six or seven years old. I mean, nothing came out, but all the other elements were there. I remember getting to the top of the rope, hanging off the rope, and going, ‘Oh, my God, this feels great!'”
On his current lady, Stacy Keibler’s gushing tweets, ex. “smiling all day long”:
“She can do whatever she wants. I rarely tell anybody what they should be doing with their life.”